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How to Confuse a Kid

February 14, 2016 by heatherss 5 Comments

eating dirt confuse a kidHow do you turn things around when you’ve let a swear word slip out? It turns out you have to be pretty creative and my DH is good at that.

nicky kickingIt all started yesterday afternoon. DH and Nicky were kicking balls outside. (I think he is trying to get Nicky not to pick up the ball before he kicks it against objects for soccer, using two litre bottles filled with water instead of cones).

circle in the sandIn any case, Nicky soon thought it would be more interesting to play in the dirt instead. As he does. And on this occasion, instead of just kicking the stuff, as he usually does, he dived right into it. And for some obscure reason, decided to have a mouthful.

Of course, eating dirt is not one of those things we like Nicky to do. As he entered the house proudly showing me his very dirty clothes and face, with the sand practically falling out of his mouth, DH warned that he would be “sh**ing bricks” if he continued to eat it.

It was at this point that I reminded DH of Nicky’s very impressionable mind and the likelihood of him repeating these words to all and sundry.

Image courtesy dnainfo.com

Image courtesy dnainfo.com

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Image from dreamstime

It was then that DH hit on another idea. “Nicky, what did I say? Would you like to SIT on bricks?” He then proceeded to show him pictures off the internet. This led to pictures of cars sitting on top of bricks, which of course our car fundi was very interested in. He also liked the cat sitting on bricks. “I want to sit -a- bricks!” he now repeated.

Well, I guess that was better than the other version.

 

 

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  1. Rolene says

    February 15, 2016 at 3:12 am

    Thank you for this post. That was quick thinking!

    Reply
    • heatherss says

      February 15, 2016 at 1:37 pm

      yes that was my Dear Husband’s idea!

      Reply
  2. Nan Jolly says

    February 15, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    Quick creative thinking!

    Reply
  3. cat@jugglingact says

    February 18, 2016 at 6:11 am

    How creative! We have also found that ignoring the word makes a lot more sense than pointing out it’s a “wrong” word. Soon forgotten. But this beats it!

    Reply
  4. MrsFF says

    February 21, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Reply

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